Tired of cutesy mice and feather wands that your kitty-cat ignores? Try an eyeball instead! Handmade and stuffed with organic catnip and eco-fil fibre.
Go ahead, throw him around! He doesn't mind!
Planning a picnic on the back nine? Don't let any other golfers confuse your cake with a real green!
Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!
As long as you're not teaching your kid to drive this way I think we're in good shape.
Don't fall asleep on these pointy little bits!
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.