Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
What else are you supposed to do while your coffee is cooling enough to drink?
The things you can do with a bag of cheap-o toys and a glue gun really are astounding.
I do not condone bowling with real cats even though sliding them down a hardwood floor is hilarious.
As long as you're not teaching your kid to drive this way I think we're in good shape.
Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!
Don't fall asleep on these pointy little bits!
Planning a picnic on the back nine? Don't let any other golfers confuse your cake with a real green!
Tired of cutesy mice and feather wands that your kitty-cat ignores? Try an eyeball instead! Handmade and stuffed with organic catnip and eco-fil fibre.
Everyone knows that corgis are the BEST dogs in the world. NO ARGUING! It's the absolute truth! Combine the best dog ever with what may be the best dessert ever and let's all be careful, we don't want to be dividing by zero here.
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
Bowling is awesome but you have to leave your house and there are rarely cats involved. This is perfect for the internet-loving homebody in us all!
Go ahead, throw him around! He doesn't mind!
Now he's sure to win the Hamsterball Run!