bacon

Show off a little leg and a little outsider status at the same time.

I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.

You better be careful spouting off about your love for bacon, you might end up with one of these on your doorstep.

As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.

Whipped bacon cream sandwiched between milk chocolate pig cookies? I'll take all of them. Send them to CheezHQ, Seattle WA. Thanks!

Don't forget the most important meal of the day and your most important accessory!

There is bacon in this cupcake and the top looks like an egg so I see NO good reason that this wouldn't be perfectly acceptable as a breakfast dish. Have at it.

All too often waffles and french toast are seen as unquestionably sweet foods when in reality they can be just as tasty in a savory setting. Down with the tyranny of sweet breakfast foods! I demand equal rights for waffles!

Now I've found a surefire way to get me out of bed in the morning! Promise me french toast cupcakes with bacon! I'm up, I'm up!

That is one tiny, balanced meal!

On a diet? Kill two birds with one stone, improve your dental health and lose weight!

You love it, admit it. Sure it's trendy to love bacon, but you know in your heart you loved bacon before it was a thing.

The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.