I feel a very tasty story coming on!
I wish I knew what was inside this lovely green apple dessert! Is it a cake? An actual apple? some sort of pastry or bean paste? Mochi? I want to eat it no matter what!
Apple loves apples. Think it's made of applewood?
I suck at baking, maybe having Kitty around to shout reminders at me will help.
You wouldn't dare pull anything out of your purse that isn't made by Apple, would you? I didn't think so.
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!