We've come a long way from carrying a lock of hair.
Available at: Strapya World http://www.strapya-world.com/products/40380.html ($70)
Just wrapping a blanket around your feet and your laptop power converter isn't cutting anymore. Treat yourself to a new friend!
When my hands are cold at work, all I want are some USB bunny hand warmers. Prayers answered!
Available at: Tiny Deal http://www.tinydeal.com/usb-powered-hand-heater-warmer-gloves-wristband-cute-rabbit-shaped-px9cg7-fub16444-p-15416.html ($11)
Plug in and blast off!
Available at: Thinkgeek ($20) http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsforher/a620/
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
If there's a cuter way to store your info, I defy you to find it!
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
Just make sure you don't get confused and try to munch on your music maker.
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
Because your cubemate wants nothing more than to hear the same four songs repeated over and over all day long.