We've come a long way from carrying a lock of hair.
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
Available at: Strapya World http://www.strapya-world.com/products/40380.html ($70)
Just wrapping a blanket around your feet and your laptop power converter isn't cutting anymore. Treat yourself to a new friend!
I don't know if I could handle the constant suggestion to drink hot chocolate, but I would love to impress my coworkers with this.
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
When my hands are cold at work, all I want are some USB bunny hand warmers. Prayers answered!
Available at: Tiny Deal http://www.tinydeal.com/usb-powered-hand-heater-warmer-gloves-wristband-cute-rabbit-shaped-px9cg7-fub16444-p-15416.html ($11)
Just make sure you don't get confused and try to munch on your music maker.
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
If there's a cuter way to store your info, I defy you to find it!
Plug in and blast off!
Because your cubemate wants nothing more than to hear the same four songs repeated over and over all day long.