We've come a long way from carrying a lock of hair.
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
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Because your cubemate wants nothing more than to hear the same four songs repeated over and over all day long.
Just make sure you don't get confused and try to munch on your music maker.
Plug in and blast off!
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
If there's a cuter way to store your info, I defy you to find it!
I don't know if I could handle the constant suggestion to drink hot chocolate, but I would love to impress my coworkers with this.
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
When my hands are cold at work, all I want are some USB bunny hand warmers. Prayers answered!
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