TV

I call dibs on Sam the Eagle! He's so stern and ridiculous, I want to eat his unibrow first. Who is your favorite?

Admit it, you'd rather watch me than television anyway.

It was Pam in the Break Room with the Jello stapler!

Because, like Hello Kitty, we need to be able to buy every household good shaped as a TARDIS.

Sitting motionless in front of the TV can get chilly. Make sure you're prepared.

Now you can be everyone's favorite soft kitty!

You know you love Arrested Development and would reenact a million scenes with this!

What a great way to celebrate Glee! Take back the symbol of oppression, rob it of it's negative power and enjoy an awesome snack with you friends while you DIE when Kurt has his first kiss. Honestly, that moment was so exciting!

There's something undeniably charming about chopping the corners off a rectangle and calling it futuristic.

Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive?

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

"If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear!"

He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.