TV

As things heat up, it gets bloodier.

There's something undeniably charming about chopping the corners off a rectangle and calling it futuristic.

Now you can be everyone's favorite soft kitty!

Sitting motionless in front of the TV can get chilly. Make sure you're prepared.

Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive?

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

You know you love Arrested Development and would reenact a million scenes with this!

He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.

I bet we could get to Westeros before the season three premiere!

Admit it, you'd rather watch me than television anyway.

Because, like Hello Kitty, we need to be able to buy every household good shaped as a TARDIS.

"If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear!"

Those are the most fearsome pawns I've ever seen.