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What a great way to celebrate Glee! Take back the symbol of oppression, rob it of it's negative power and enjoy an awesome snack with you friends while you DIE when Kurt has his first kiss. Honestly, that moment was so exciting!

It was Pam in the Break Room with the Jello stapler!

Those are the most fearsome pawns I've ever seen.

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

There's something undeniably charming about chopping the corners off a rectangle and calling it futuristic.

Admit it, you'd rather watch me than television anyway.

You know you love Arrested Development and would reenact a million scenes with this!

Because, like Hello Kitty, we need to be able to buy every household good shaped as a TARDIS.

He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.