TV

What a great way to celebrate Glee! Take back the symbol of oppression, rob it of it's negative power and enjoy an awesome snack with you friends while you DIE when Kurt has his first kiss. Honestly, that moment was so exciting!

You know you love Arrested Development and would reenact a million scenes with this!

Admit it, you'd rather watch me than television anyway.

I bet we could get to Westeros before the season three premiere!

Now you can be everyone's favorite soft kitty!

Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive?

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Those are the most fearsome pawns I've ever seen.

Sitting motionless in front of the TV can get chilly. Make sure you're prepared.

"If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear!"

There's something undeniably charming about chopping the corners off a rectangle and calling it futuristic.

It was Pam in the Break Room with the Jello stapler!

Because, like Hello Kitty, we need to be able to buy every household good shaped as a TARDIS.