TV

I call dibs on Sam the Eagle! He's so stern and ridiculous, I want to eat his unibrow first. Who is your favorite?

Those are the most fearsome pawns I've ever seen.

As things heat up, it gets bloodier.

He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.

Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive?

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

What a great way to celebrate Glee! Take back the symbol of oppression, rob it of it's negative power and enjoy an awesome snack with you friends while you DIE when Kurt has his first kiss. Honestly, that moment was so exciting!

It was Pam in the Break Room with the Jello stapler!

You know you love Arrested Development and would reenact a million scenes with this!

"If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear!"

Because, like Hello Kitty, we need to be able to buy every household good shaped as a TARDIS.

There's something undeniably charming about chopping the corners off a rectangle and calling it futuristic.

Sitting motionless in front of the TV can get chilly. Make sure you're prepared.

Admit it, you'd rather watch me than television anyway.