What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
It's a fate you have to come to terms with, burger. I'm sorry it has to be this way but there's nothing I can do.
I hope that after you wear this for a while, you'll find a nice place to let the poor little guy go.
There's always a sad, dropped ice cream somewhere. Might as well put one to use.
These turtles are a little lumpy and misshapen and sad but they deserve love just as much as any of us. I'll show them love by nomming them.
These gnomes look a little sad, like they're always thinking difficult thoughts. Handy to have around when you have something to really mull over.
There are few things more evocative of Christmas spirit than the little sad tree from the Carlie Brown Christmas Special. Putting it on a star is giving it the respect it deserves.
This guy has a lot of names, I'll give him that. Despite the overnamification, he's so cute in a sad, bedraggled way. I kinda want to give him a bath and a meal and a comfy place to sleep it off.
Alfrey is sad an lonely. Won't you take him in and show him some happiness?
We've all seen so many injured gingerbread cookies, but this batch is especially lovely. The pained expressions are drawn with such care and detail. I really almost believe that the poor little guys are... oh forget it, AH MUNNA EATCHOO!
Poor little guy has a tummyache after the two breakfasts and giant lunch he had. Won't you take the lollipop off his hands to give him some relief?
Whether you're wiping away tears or the sniffles, this guy is just concerned with your well being.