When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
This Mickey is so cute I just want to squish his giant head with love!
Remember On-X the robotic horse from "Rainbow Brite?" He can sense danger and fly! And now he's snuggly!
The old lords are so soft and roomy!
Available at: Clumsy Plush http://www.clumsyplush.com/products/Pepopanda-in-Love-Plush.html ($20)
Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?
Totoro is pretty much the nicest, most helpful neighbor you could have.