Some moms may have a fit if you get your love immortalized in a real tattoo. This should make any mom happy without a heart attack.
Thank you for so firmly supporting my cranium, rock!
Someday I'll have a super girly all pink room full of frilly, plushy, sweet things like these pink pillows.
I'm all about snuggling up on the couch with all my favorite snacks!
Sleep all the naps!
I am insane about people being super careful not to spill anything on my couch. I should just cover it in fake messes.
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
Finally, an elephant in the room everyone wants to talk about!
You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.
Oh aren't you just a flatterer? I suppose I'll stay for one more drink.
Who wouldn't love a pillow with their family on it? Amazing gift to pass down through generations!
Don't you wish you could change the look of a room without buy all new accessories? Just get new covers for your throw pillows and suddenly you're living in a forest populated by sweet talking creatures! Promise!
Now that's a squeezebox I'm keen to snuggle with!
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!