Crocheted

I'd blow bubbles constantly if they looked like bunnies.

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Poor Walter, forever to suffer the indignity of no pants!

The poof, the orange skin, the belly ring, it's flawless!

If you're anything like me you manage to kill even the most hard succulents. These are virtually indestructible.

Well hello sailor! You sure can wrap a lot of arms around a lot of girls' waists when you get back to port!

Cuttlefish are probably smarter than us, but can they crochet? Your move, Cephalopod!

I prefer my margaritas on the rocks instead of blended but I'll take what I can get.

There's no shame in being briny and delicious!

My my, don't you look handsome with your lovely curled tentacles?