You're welcome to live at my place, just please don't munch my garden!
Giuseppe can't do a lot of damage with that little needle but he sure has courage!
Poor Walter, forever to suffer the indignity of no pants!
You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.
Trekkies, gather! For I have brought unto you all the TNG characters with which you yearn to cuddle!
I've always been a Meatwad fan myself. Now I can keep him in my pocket and squish him all the time!
There are easier ways to keep warm than putting your head in an oven.
Who says you can't have pocket monsters in your pocket?
Well hello sailor! You sure can wrap a lot of arms around a lot of girls' waists when you get back to port!
This royal counsel of tiny turtles better make a proclamation soon or I may squee myself to death.
TINY YARN EPAULETS ALERT! Sorry, I just had a cute attack.