Crocheted

You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.

Now I'm inspired to dress up like a reindeer and dance around with a bell. Thanks a lot, job!

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I've always wanted a penguin upon which to rest my weary head.

Well hello sailor! You sure can wrap a lot of arms around a lot of girls' waists when you get back to port!

If you're anything like me you manage to kill even the most hard succulents. These are virtually indestructible.

I have seen real flying bees in the garden bigger than this fake bee. Awesome.

When you need a little extra magic in your life, you know where to turn.

I'd blow bubbles constantly if they looked like bunnies.

Don't worry, it's almost Christmas! Santa will change everything for you soon.

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Cuttlefish are probably smarter than us, but can they crochet? Your move, Cephalopod!