He doesn't know how to ask for the loves he so desperately desires.
Need a project? How about making your own amigurumi Link? You're welcome!
There's no shame in being briny and delicious!
All aboard the friendliest crocheted bus ever made!
Well hello sailor! You sure can wrap a lot of arms around a lot of girls' waists when you get back to port!
Having only one eye can't be much of a burden when you're this adorable!
Totoro may not be great with chess strategy, but his heart's in it.
Cuttlefish are probably smarter than us, but can they crochet? Your move, Cephalopod!
If you claim to not be even a tiny bit in love with sloths, I'm pretty sure you're lying.
Hi bunny! Who is your cheery floral friend? Do you guys want to come over and play on my swingset?
Just don't let your real cat get a hold of this little guy. Under the fridge he goes!
What are you looking at, turtle? Is there something on the ground over there? Is it a bug? A ladybug? Aw, make friends with it!
I've always wanted to cuddle up with my very own squishy Millennium Falcon.
Bob-Omb is pretty much the cutest bomb out there. Having one in your pocket also serves as a reminder that you are, in fact, the bomb.
Don't worry, it's almost Christmas! Santa will change everything for you soon.
As a teenager I had a nearly unhealthy obsession with Star Wars and with Salacious Crumb in particular. Love this guy!