Amigurumi

I like to slip tiny things into pockets of jackets I know I won't wear for a while as a future surprise. This would be a great pocket surprise.

Ooh will you crochet acorns and bury them in my living room?

If you claim to not be even a tiny bit in love with sloths, I'm pretty sure you're lying.

All aboard the friendliest crocheted bus ever made!

Wouldn't you feel safer with a tiny friend in your pocket to whisper to?

I won't scare you, I promise!

Make sure to leave the door unlatched honey, I'll be back later.

I've never wanted to hug C-3P0 before now but he's so chubby and cuddly!

What are you looking at, turtle? Is there something on the ground over there? Is it a bug? A ladybug? Aw, make friends with it!

Trekkies, gather! For I have brought unto you all the TNG characters with which you yearn to cuddle!

Bob-Omb is pretty much the cutest bomb out there. Having one in your pocket also serves as a reminder that you are, in fact, the bomb.

They haven't grown their pokey bits yet, they're safe to cuddle.

I hate it when my enemies are all smug about getting stabbed.

I've always been a Meatwad fan myself. Now I can keep him in my pocket and squish him all the time!

You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!

If you're anything like me you manage to kill even the most hard succulents. These are virtually indestructible.