I am not to be trifled with if I haven't gotten my full eight hours. Heed the signs!
Why do I not anticipate the happiest of endings?
Remember when you could just feed a robot some money and have a conversation? How quaint!
When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your sweet fondant!
I see there is an "I do" cake there, but no "I don't?" That's mighty optimistic!
It's cute, but in real life a shark with sharp pencils sticking out of its mouth would be terrifying.
Don't worry, I didn't forget where you stopped reading! Look, follow my lightning bolt, there! That's the spot!
Every day has a dot, by the end of the month you have a cute, blocky critter!
In my brain it's a rule that you can't eat mint chocolate chip before sundown. It's purely a nighttime treat. I'll wear this in the day to curb the cravings.