total recall

(Total Recall)

Open Your Mind....

While some of the action scenes can be pretty cool, the new Total Recall isn't nearly as fun to watch or as memorable as the 1990 version.

Will you go see Total Recall this weekend, or will you stay home and watch Ahnold's version again? Or you could always read the short story, "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale," especially if you haven't already. Seriously, go read it. It's amazing.

Actress Kaitlyn Leeb donned an extra, er, appendage to promote the remake of the 1990 classic Total Recall at Comic Con. So... are her real mammaries in odd positons or is she wearing a full prosthetic? LET'S STARE AT IT SOME MORE, PREFERABLY AT WORK WHERE PEOPLE MIGHT WALK BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER. JUST SAY, "IT'S OK, I'M ONLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH IS THE FAKE BEWB!"

(Total Recall, Aliens, Solaris, Avatar, Star Trek)

I don't think Arnold quite gets DVD commentary.

Content Warning: some not-safe-for-work imagery at 2:21.