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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

Harry! You forgot to flush again!

Harry Potter flush rupert grint toilet angry Ron Weasley - 7008028672
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You Must Change me Now!

family guy toilet broken - 8076058880
Created by Unknown

For God's sake, wake up bill, that's not the toilet.

Jared Padalecki lucifer mark pellegrino sam winchester sleeping toilet wake up - 6453610240
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emergency Robb Stark now Richard Madden toilet - 6658371072
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This is why you don't flush the goldfish down the toilet!

goldfish lessons monster the outer limits toilet - 6094795008
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They Laughed at my Bowtie

doctor who evil flush Matt Smith the doctor toilet - 5435643136
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A Game of Porcelain Thrones

a song of ice and fire diet Game of Thrones jack gleeson joffrey baratheon throne toilet - 5733384448
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Please hurry!

kyle maclachlan Dune line toilet paul atreides - 6948396800
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Fallout Bathroom Break

bathroom comic creepy gross help toilet - 6514033152
Via Dorkly

What Are They For?

guard Skyrim toilet whiterun - 5604614400
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Crappy Result

flush Gamera monster toilet turtle - 6455275264
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In Case You Needed Any Help Getting Things Moving

weeping angel poop doctor who toilet dont-blink - 7138827776
Via Dangerous Minds

Admiral Ackbar Gets a Little Too Personal

admiral ackbar crap its a trap star wars toilet - 5734040064
Via nimble's soup