With a cover like this, Time Ninja has to be either the greatest book ever written, or the worst. There is no in between.
(Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek)
Nothing impresses a lady on a first date like destroying a planet.
Bored at work? Now you can file those TPS reports across time and space!
(Game of Thrones)
I'm not comfortable with this happening even once in time.
You've somehow gotten a giant clock stuck around your neck and your first instinct is to lick it?