sword

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(Legend of Zelda)

"Wait! Don't you know how dangerous it is to run with a sharp object? You'll poke someone's eye out!"

(Walking Dead)

For a real funny image, imagine that dragon trying to put that body armor on.

(Lord of the Rings)

(Game of Thrones)

(Merlin)

Uh... kid, that's not how you hold a sword. Good way to lose a hand though.

Starring Nicolas Cage as the cat.

(The Hobbit)