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Patrick Knows How to Get the Ladies

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So then she says, "Is that a hammer in your pants?

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Hunger Games Pick Up Lines

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Sherlock (BBC) - Watson's Pickup Lines

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AHHH GIRL! YOU ON FIRE!

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I hope you ladies are all over twenty one, cuz I brought my six pack!

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