pants

So then she says, "Is that a hammer in your pants? And I say, "No, it's my Sonic Screwdriver!"

(Game of Thrones)

Well, if you didn't want the android going on a rampage, maybe you should have given him some pants.

"Yeah, one question. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the raw adventure, but uh...could I get some pants?"

(Doctor Who)

The Tamer would probably be a bit more comfortable with his job if the green dude would put on some pants.

(Avengers)