pants

You think darkness could weave this guy some pants?

The Tamer would probably be a bit more comfortable with his job if the green dude would put on some pants.

Well, if you didn't want the android going on a rampage, maybe you should have given him some pants.

(Game of Thrones)

"Yeah, one question. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the raw adventure, but uh...could I get some pants?"

So then she says, "Is that a hammer in your pants? And I say, "No, it's my Sonic Screwdriver!"

Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.