Here, take this.

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My god, that was close! You almost touched that logo!

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Don't Worry Boo, I'll Buy You New Pants

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They never squish like that in the cartoons.

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Good thing the commercials are long

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Your suspect is a coyote?

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365 Days A Year

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Didn't you read the warnings on the packs?

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Everyone Loves Funny Hat Day

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As if anything they do is safe

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Maybe we should play somewhere else today...

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Look, I swear to God! It was like that when we get in here!

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Order Up!

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Karate Action, Sam

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Snookie?

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I swear if he makes one dumb joke about this being a dead area I'm going to smack him with this shovel

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