(Mystery Science Theater 3000)
"Don't worry about those giant praying mantises, I'll stick my arm out arbitrarily to shield your naughty bits from the camera!"
Giant insects trying to get at your drink must be a fairly common occurrence in this bar. The people look more annoyed than anything.
I am sworn to carry your gifs!
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Deforest Kelley, Star Trek)