"So... which one's the title?"
Knobil was no hero. In fact, he rode endangered species for fun. Knobil was kind of a jerk.
"I don't think we know each other well enough for you to be touching me like that, blue lizard thing."
The cover art is giving me some weird ideas of what this book is about, and the title isn't helping either.
Arguing with a giant reptile monster? Probably not the smartest idea.
Babby! What are you doing with lightsaber? You are not a Jedi, you don't even have a Padawan braid.
Entropy means swinging a dagger at robots in your underwear?
There really is no privacy in fantasy, is there?
They thought it was just a website for funny cat pictures. They were wrong.