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If Kansas was filled with ice spikes and tentacle monsters, I'd hate it too.

It's Copyright Infringement Man!

"Ha, I fooled you all! What you thought was my fist was actually a piece of cardboard the entire time! Ha ha ha ha!"

Even the snake doesn't know what to make of any of this.

When carpal tunnel syndrome goes untreated.

The most important game of pool ever played!

This cover makes exactly as much sense as the tagline.

I think I've had this exact dream.

Oh hey, it's J.J. Abrams's birth video!

A dude punching robots with his bare hands? I'm sold.

I don't know what looks more uncomfortable, the awkward proportions of the characters, or the ass-belt the man is sporting.

"Oh crap, I forgot my armor again, didn't I?"

...lose our top if we don't retie it?

No one could possibly live on that frozen planet, but apparently a giant orange tentacled thing can live in the vacuum of space next to it?

Yeah... winners. Just keep telling yourself that.