cover art

Careful with that! You almost stabbed the title.

The dragon looks more flirty than frightening. "Hey. I notice you hang out in swamps. I hang out in swamps too."

This is why you don't apparate without a licence.

Also the lords of terrible CGI.

Cyborgs take alligator wrestling very seriously.

The sticker placement gives the cover art an uncomfortable new meaning. Of course any meaning at all is an improvement.

And all women are clones, apparently.

Because nothing says nightmare like chiseled abs and unicorns.

Yo world, I heard you desire people. So we put people in your people so you can desire while you desire.

Hawkman's attempt to rescue the prisoners with the power of music was delayed when he found the only signal his portable radio could pick up all the way out here was a faint country music station.

Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.

The last two alive won't stay alive for long if they don't get some better restraints than a door handle.

That is the face of determination. Nothing can stop him. He will see Baal's rack.

Armed with a witch's greatest weakness: a hairdryer!

"No! Flute music? That does not rock!"

Yeah... winners. Just keep telling yourself that.