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Is he saving her from the bat-things, or handing her over?

Don't you hate it when you meet a beautiful naked woman and not only does she turn out to be a robot, but she starts phasing through the floor? No wonder that guy's depressed.

Careful with that! You almost stabbed the title.

That's some unfortunate placement on that rocket there.

Oil-seal is too slippery for even semi-transparent beings to ride.

The last two alive won't stay alive for long if they don't get some better restraints than a door handle.

Aw man, he tracked his entrails all over the new carpet.

Giant insects trying to get at your drink must be a fairly common occurrence in this bar. The people look more annoyed than anything.

Strange, I don't remember this part of the book. And why don't the dudes on his arms have dudes for arms?

So hot it burns even in the vacuum of space.

I guess Hoggle was hard up for work after helping Sarah through the Labyrinth.

Hey! Quit fondling the Ice Queen's globes!

"Oh crap, I forgot my armor again, didn't I?"

This looks like the kind of thing you don't want the dog to bring back.

Women may be changing into these strange hairy things, but at least we'll always have maracas.

There is a castle on a cloud. I used to like to go there in my sleep. 'Til I was joined by this weird creep. Farewell my castle on a cloud.