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My money's on death. By snu snu!

Buttercup's trip to Japan?

There is a castle on a cloud. I used to like to go there in my sleep. 'Til I was joined by this weird creep. Farewell my castle on a cloud.

Anything you can do... I can turn into the stuff of nightmares?

The floating disembodied head is the least confusing thing about this cover, and even he doesn't know what the f**k.

"Hey, buddy. Do ya mind? You're kinda ruining the moment here."

He's our only hope for survival? We're doomed.

Strange, I don't remember this part of the book. And why don't the dudes on his arms have dudes for arms?

"You can't even begin to imagine what's happened..." One hell of a party?

"Look Mr. Tiger, I respect that you've learned how to use weapons and all, but could you hurry it up? I really have to pee."

Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.

There isn't one part of this cover, not even the title, that doesn't make me uncomfortable.

The sticker placement gives the cover art an uncomfortable new meaning. Of course any meaning at all is an improvement.

I would complain that the last thing we need is a longer "Twilight," but this looks a million times better.

It's Copyright Infringement Man!

"Lllllladies..."