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Captain Picard

I Don't Need to See The Phantom Menace This Badly

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Well, Picard, as much as we'd love to blow that rust bucket of yours out of the sky, we Romulans have more important matters to which we must attend.

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RED SHIRT

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I Need a Space Tan

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Starfleet budget cuts they're a bitch

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You are going to circumsize Wesley with that?

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Laughing at the Borg

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We never did anything like this on the StarGazer

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"Let me tell you something. Don't. Don't let them transfer you. Don't let them promote you, don't let them do anything that takes you off the bridge of that ship, because while you're there... ...you can play in the Holodeck ball pit all you want."

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Star Trek - Riker's Prime Directive

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...and if my menacing glare doesn't work, I'll sic the bartender on you.

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Make it 'Fro

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I am sorry to report, Captain... ...that Starfleet's non-discrimination policies include Gungans.

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DOUBLE FOREHEAD PALM

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I Don't Come to Your Cabin

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And don't come back until you learn how to behave in a theater!!!

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