I can't look at this cover without imagining him going, "Wheeeeeeeee!"
Is he saving her from the bat-things, or handing her over?
Given the content of this book, this weirdly proportioned naked dude is probably the least WTF thing about it.
If the bees are that big, he can have Venus.
Of all the WTF going on in this cover, the thing that concerns me the most: Where the hell is her other leg?
Alright, I'll be the hero. But only if the robot agrees to put on some underwear.
The cover art is giving me some weird ideas of what this book is about, and the title isn't helping either.
I'm thinking this is one of those stories of my life I'd rather not remember.
I always thought having a dog on mars would be...more fun.
Oil-seal is too slippery for even semi-transparent beings to ride.
With a cover like this, Time Ninja has to be either the greatest book ever written, or the worst. There is no in between.
Zelde sees no reason to cover up in the harsh vacuum of space.