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Safe sex? Try dating the undead, Pregnancy? Not a problem. STD? Nope. You might

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DON'T BE AFRAID! MY BARK IS MUCH WORSE THAN MY BITE!

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One time at Band Camp A vampire bit me

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...and that crack in the wall hasn't got any smaller either!

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Don't worry, little Hobbits. My bark is worse than my bite.

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