wtf

HOLIDAY ROMANCES RARELY SURVIVE THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY

chairmen of the bored

Tanks are too mainstream.

DRUGS the Achilles heel of artists for centuries.

I hear the screams of the damned! Can you hear them at home, kiddos?

Sheesh! I'll never look through a microscope again!

Taking your father to school on" What my father does for a living day" is a bit unnerving when your father is Beelzebub

Elevator hijacking has it's ups and downs.

INDIGESTION early experimental surgical procedures were not a great success.

After failing as a prospector, Yukon Cornelius settled down in the Island of Misfit Toys with one of Santa's elves and became a family man.

Can't find a date? Why not Zoidberg?

One more wise-crack about my big cock, and I'm gonna snap!

C'mon, Bruno, you can do it! You're a big bear now, no need for training wheels anymore! Ok, Ok already... just don't pressure me. And for God's sake don't let the other bears see me if I fall!

Emma could only reach orgasm with the help of a rotary wankle engine, a turbo steam thrashing machine, a highspeed, automatic atmospheric balloon and an aerial locomotive driven straight at her tits. Her sex life (she freely admitted) was becoming increas