wtf

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BARN STAYS IN THE BARN.

In Soviet Russia Bees Keep You.

ABSINTHE makes the...whoa...

It was supposed to be a girl...but I couldn't find any metal t*ts...

Though his audition was spectacular, The Beach Boys passed on Lenny.

Oh great, she invited her family!

Front-eel drive.

Tell me again what kind of mushrooms those were.

At the root of war tends to be a clown with too much power

When George said his wife was BRIGHT people often misunderstood what he meant.

Sheesh! I'll never look through a microscope again!

The choice is obvious! Also, the book is cheap AND a sure thing. Case closed.

This venture is too small for a director of my caliber

ALICE COOPER: CIRCA 1880