wtf

Thelma decided to 'go green' by harnessing the power of her hot flashes.

Granny's wooden leg you say? Nope, don't know anything about that...

I hate to break it to you like this... but I'm not actually a man.

glory h0le it has a rather disturbing beginning

Whatever you do, DON'T TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONER!!!

DO THE PRAWN!

"I hope he didnt use a fake pic"

"Go to masquerade ball" you said... ..."meet interesting people" you said...

George "The Giant Gnome" Harrison

That damn cat is back!

Ballerina? Pffft! Honey, I'm a bottlerina!

I told you not to feed him after midnight...

The mystery wasn't that Squadron 16had been lost in the Bermuda Triangle, but why they hadn't been lost MUCH sooner.

Please, talk to Lobster hand...