wtf

Despite his best efforts, Cedric still didn't pass his driving test.

She followed me home. Can I keep her?

Aww, the childhood memories I have transferred from ram to long term backup at an off site location.

Doing a little drinking today, sir?

I TOLD you to stop rating my LOLZ so low...BUT DID YOU LISTEN?? NOOOO!!!

FACIAL PARALYSIS Mom told you it would happen.

The home for adults Who didn't listen to their mothers And sat too close to the TV

You don't wanna know where the finger sandwiches are!

there was a time when the title of hall monitor was respected nay feared

Little did baby Duffel know he would one day be a household word.

The Thing From the Back of the Refrigerator!