Before "bikini wax" there were a few bad ideas...
MORMONS some only have one wife.
If you think this is disgusting You should've seen what I did to the bottom half
You will eat Frosted Flakes, and tell everyone they are great, OR ELSE!
Duh! I'm that frilled dinosaur from Jurassic Park, but like steampunk! This will KILL at Comic-Con!