wtf

Nabisco hoped to capitalize upon the success of the cookie. Unfortunately, the Oreo clothing line met with less than favorable reviews.

Why does EVERYONE have to FREAK OUT whenever someone is PRAYING in PUBLIC.

Please excuse me It's my automatic reaction to Election Promises

Jules Verne Presents: Dr. Strangelove, circa 1898

Front-eel drive.

peter griffin i'm looking for him we have unfinished business

Tired of his image as a heartless brute, his bleak surroundings and the monotonous diet of Athenian youths -scrumptious though they were-, Asterius decides to leave his labyrinth and make a new life for himself.

LOW RIDER drives a little slower.

farrah faucet

A woman with 4 heads would be scary, but 4 hands could be FUN!

available for childrens parties must provide own dropcloth for sawing a woman in half trick

After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.

Freda and patty adapted a novel spell to make stirring the cauldron much more fun.....

I Must Go My People Need Me

EVEN IF IT'S A MONSTER A man will still want to touch its boobies