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Calgon.... Take Me Away!

Just because a man is plowing your field, that doesn't mean he owns the land, He can always be evicted, as there are many farmers... and ones with bigger plows.

Early washing machines could cleverly double as make-up mirrors

It's true- They met on-line.

Charlie, you scamp!

As the years wore on, Juliet was beginning to think Romeo might have stood her up.

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

Could be heaven, could be hell. Hi there pretty boy. Welcome to the Hotel California. Such a lovely place. Such a lovely face.