Crap, when I get off shift, I have to clean house, make dinner for the old fart, do laundry..Maybe I'll just take this baby home and annihilate the place and everything in it.
Tanks are too mainstream.
Bobby knew it would take a while to save up the 500 box tops from Sugar-Os cereal, but he knew it would be worth it.
I BAGGED THIS ONE IN CANADA, AND THAT ONE OVER THERE . . . I BAGGED ON SPRING BREAK BACK IN 1953.
Break up with ME? I don't think so!
Girls just wanna have guns!
No Pop. Old Yeller Is My Dog.
WHEN IN DOUBT frag out.
Sexual arousal works differently from person to person
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE SO, I'LL KEEP THIS
Jedediah Thumb: Frontiersman and Chihuahua wrangler
There. Now, all that's left to do, is carve "Sandwich" into the first bullet...and "Beer" into the second.