I've played enough Mario Kart to know where this is going.
Sixth grade humor. What's long, hard and cylindrical, and has seamen shooting out of it?
monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday
vice president of sinister gestures vice president of designer telephones vice president of being your dad vice president of writing a novel on company time
Thanks Mom and Dad. I really wanted an iPod, but what the hell.
BAD GIRLS WEAR WHITE SOCKS a shocking tale of youth gone wild