Coffee, tea or me?
Thanks Mom and Dad. I really wanted an iPod, but what the hell.
vice president of sinister gestures vice president of designer telephones vice president of being your dad vice president of writing a novel on company time
Knitting wasn't Sally's thing...but she did become a GREAT acupuncturist!
Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
Delila loved to start her dinner parties off with a bang.
monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday
axe cologne the early formulations needed a little work
I've played enough Mario Kart to know where this is going.
george clooney ages well
thats the last time that valet parks my car in the middle of a field
Cindy, fetch the cheeseburgers. We're gonna give it what it wants and hope it goes away.