A game of Pick-up Sticks gone horribly wrong.
Is there really any need to explain this?
Nessie doesn't like it when you pee in her living room.
Basic 1950's nutrition: Ok, Sarah. See, the food pyramid has two major food groups. On the bottom, you've got butter. On the top, there's cigarettes. Questions?
Sixth grade humor. What's long, hard and cylindrical, and has seamen shooting out of it?
monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday
great scott margaret mary flynn, pull up your glove this instant your wrist is showing ive had about enough of this teenage rebellion young lady erotic photographs indeed
Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!
Careful If you walk like an Egyptian you might freeze like that.
The pizza guy said FREE TOPPINGS if I answer the door dressed like this!!
I got no strings to hold me down
"Wallstreet" when I was a kid...