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Careful If you walk like an Egyptian you might freeze like that.

Basic 1950's nutrition: Ok, Sarah. See, the food pyramid has two major food groups. On the bottom, you've got butter. On the top, there's cigarettes. Questions?

Sixth grade humor. What's long, hard and cylindrical, and has seamen shooting out of it?

Aww yes, this one should help us get jiggy with it

Cindy, fetch the cheeseburgers. We're gonna give it what it wants and hope it goes away.

Knitting wasn't Sally's thing...but she did become a GREAT acupuncturist!

Is there really any need to explain this?

Charlie Chaplin was an avid supporter and speaker of sign language, which is how he and Helen Keller ended up becoming friends. Chaplin historian JeTamme Derouet describes the pair meeting in Hollywood during one of Miss Keller's speaking tours:
"They spent most of the day off alone together and they smiled and laughed a lot like they had their own private world, just walking the studio lot and talking privately together. (The picture seen here) is of her holding her hand to his mouth t

Dear Mom, continuing my traveling on Route 66. Met some very wholesome girls today. I think I'm getting my kicks.

THERE! RIGHT THERE! Oh for cryin' out loud, George, you won't find a better parking spot than that one! Just ONE MORE circle around the planet.

Thanks Mom and Dad. I really wanted an iPod, but what the hell.

se7en directors cut with new alternative ending

So, it's settled. Tea at my house later ... Bring the whip...