Basic 1950's nutrition: Ok, Sarah. See, the food pyramid has two major food groups. On the bottom, you've got butter. On the top, there's cigarettes. Questions?
I got no strings to hold me down
Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!
If I listen closely, I can almost hear a purpose for my life.
axe cologne the early formulations needed a little work
thats the last time that valet parks my car in the middle of a field
monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday
Is there really any need to explain this?
Aww yes, this one should help us get jiggy with it