vintage

Basic 1950's nutrition: Ok, Sarah. See, the food pyramid has two major food groups. On the bottom, you've got butter. On the top, there's cigarettes. Questions?

I got no strings to hold me down

Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!

Brain Freeze

If I listen closely, I can almost hear a purpose for my life.

axe cologne the early formulations needed a little work

thats the last time that valet parks my car in the middle of a field

monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday

Is there really any need to explain this?

Aww yes, this one should help us get jiggy with it