vintage

axe cologne the early formulations needed a little work

thats the last time that valet parks my car in the middle of a field

A game of Pick-up Sticks gone horribly wrong.

george clooney ages well

Charlie Chaplin was an avid supporter and speaker of sign language, which is how he and Helen Keller ended up becoming friends. Chaplin historian JeTamme Derouet describes the pair meeting in Hollywood during one of Miss Keller's speaking tours:
"They spent most of the day off alone together and they smiled and laughed a lot like they had their own private world, just walking the studio lot and talking privately together. (The picture seen here) is of her holding her hand to his mouth t

Coffee, tea or me?

Delila loved to start her dinner parties off with a bang.

If I listen closely, I can almost hear a purpose for my life.

Cindy, fetch the cheeseburgers. We're gonna give it what it wants and hope it goes away.

I've played enough Mario Kart to know where this is going.

Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!