The pizza guy said FREE TOPPINGS if I answer the door dressed like this!!
Basic 1950's nutrition: Ok, Sarah. See, the food pyramid has two major food groups. On the bottom, you've got butter. On the top, there's cigarettes. Questions?
A game of Pick-up Sticks gone horribly wrong.
Wicky Wicky Wicky Old Skool
Aww yes, this one should help us get jiggy with it
Coffee, tea or me?
Wow, this is for me? Honest?! No foolin?! No, I'm just kidding, this is mine. You get a pack of overly salted peanuts.
Nessie doesn't like it when you pee in her living room.
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