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Coffee, tea or me?

Thanks Mom and Dad. I really wanted an iPod, but what the hell.

vice president of sinister gestures vice president of designer telephones vice president of being your dad vice president of writing a novel on company time

Knitting wasn't Sally's thing...but she did become a GREAT acupuncturist!

Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!

Delila loved to start her dinner parties off with a bang.

monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday

axe cologne the early formulations needed a little work

I've played enough Mario Kart to know where this is going.

george clooney ages well

thats the last time that valet parks my car in the middle of a field

Cindy, fetch the cheeseburgers. We're gonna give it what it wants and hope it goes away.