Tell Antoine Dodson Case Closed
WTF am I doing?
Superman quickly discovered that crime fighting Didn't pay nearly as well as crime doing
Dear Lois, I think we should see other people...
"It was a dark and super-stormy night!"
Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me...
Except for x-ray vision, I don't misuse my super powers
To supplement his meager crime fighting income, Superman took a part time job with FedEx Air.
As of today, all my duties will be handled by the Easter Bunny.