superman

To supplement his meager crime fighting income, Superman took a part time job with FedEx Air.

Dear Lois, I think we should see other people...

Except for x-ray vision, I don't misuse my super powers

Superman quickly discovered that crime fighting Didn't pay nearly as well as crime doing

Tell Antoine Dodson Case Closed

As of today, all my duties will be handled by the Easter Bunny.

"It was a dark and super-stormy night!"

Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me...

WTF am I doing?