WTF am I doing?
Superman quickly discovered that crime fighting Didn't pay nearly as well as crime doing
As of today, all my duties will be handled by the Easter Bunny.
Tell Antoine Dodson Case Closed
Except for x-ray vision, I don't misuse my super powers
Dear Lois, I think we should see other people...
To supplement his meager crime fighting income, Superman took a part time job with FedEx Air.
"It was a dark and super-stormy night!"
Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me...