superman

"It was a dark and super-stormy night!"

WTF am I doing?

As of today, all my duties will be handled by the Easter Bunny.

Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me...

Except for x-ray vision, I don't misuse my super powers

Dear Lois, I think we should see other people...

To supplement his meager crime fighting income, Superman took a part time job with FedEx Air.

Tell Antoine Dodson Case Closed

Superman quickly discovered that crime fighting Didn't pay nearly as well as crime doing