Dear Lois, I think we should see other people...
To supplement his meager crime fighting income, Superman took a part time job with FedEx Air.
"It was a dark and super-stormy night!"
WTF am I doing?
As of today, all my duties will be handled by the Easter Bunny.
Superman quickly discovered that crime fighting Didn't pay nearly as well as crime doing
Except for x-ray vision, I don't misuse my super powers
Tell Antoine Dodson Case Closed
Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me...