sports

"TOUCHDOWN!"

Will you play a game of questions? Sure! Ha! First point goes to me!

NOSE BOOPS next time, ask the cat how to do it!

Oh, come on, arbiter! What are you, besotted with ale? That ball was so foul Mrs. Lovett should make a meat pie out of it!

OK, gents, the winner of this race gets the right to plunder Wall Street! It's all fun & games at the robber-baron jamboree

Hey! It's not whether you win or lose it's how you place the blame.

In the early years of the Tour de France, bad weather forced the day's racing to be moved indoors

Martians attack capture enemy base

Dora was confident she could win another forearm to add to her trophies on the wall.

NFL Strike? No probs, the replacements are ready

Stop hitting yourself.