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OK, gents, the winner of this race gets the right to plunder Wall Street! It's all fun & games at the robber-baron jamboree

Martians attack capture enemy base

Though his audition was spectacular, The Beach Boys passed on Lenny.

NOSE BOOPS next time, ask the cat how to do it!

"TOUCHDOWN!"

Stop hitting yourself.

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Oh, come on, arbiter! What are you, besotted with ale? That ball was so foul Mrs. Lovett should make a meat pie out of it!

If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"

Dora was confident she could win another forearm to add to her trophies on the wall.