Martians attack capture enemy base
Hey! It's not whether you win or lose it's how you place the blame.
If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"
NFL Strike? No probs, the replacements are ready
Stop hitting yourself.
Will you play a game of questions? Sure! Ha! First point goes to me!
OK, gents, the winner of this race gets the right to plunder Wall Street! It's all fun & games at the robber-baron jamboree
NOSE BOOPS next time, ask the cat how to do it!
In the early years of the Tour de France, bad weather forced the day's racing to be moved indoors
Dora was confident she could win another forearm to add to her trophies on the wall.
Though his audition was spectacular, The Beach Boys passed on Lenny.