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"TOUCHDOWN!"

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OK, gents, the winner of this race gets the right to plunder Wall Street! It's all fun & games at the robber-baron jamboree

In the early years of the Tour de France, bad weather forced the day's racing to be moved indoors

Martians attack capture enemy base

Stop hitting yourself.

NFL Strike? No probs, the replacements are ready

If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"

Hey! It's not whether you win or lose it's how you place the blame.

Dora was confident she could win another forearm to add to her trophies on the wall.

Though his audition was spectacular, The Beach Boys passed on Lenny.