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Hey! It's not whether you win or lose it's how you place the blame.

"TOUCHDOWN!"

Oh, come on, arbiter! What are you, besotted with ale? That ball was so foul Mrs. Lovett should make a meat pie out of it!

Stop hitting yourself.

Though his audition was spectacular, The Beach Boys passed on Lenny.

OK, gents, the winner of this race gets the right to plunder Wall Street! It's all fun & games at the robber-baron jamboree

In the early years of the Tour de France, bad weather forced the day's racing to be moved indoors

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Dora was confident she could win another forearm to add to her trophies on the wall.

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