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NFL Strike? No probs, the replacements are ready

Though his audition was spectacular, The Beach Boys passed on Lenny.

Stop hitting yourself.

Oh, come on, arbiter! What are you, besotted with ale? That ball was so foul Mrs. Lovett should make a meat pie out of it!

Martians attack capture enemy base

NOSE BOOPS next time, ask the cat how to do it!

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Dora was confident she could win another forearm to add to her trophies on the wall.

In the early years of the Tour de France, bad weather forced the day's racing to be moved indoors

Hey! It's not whether you win or lose it's how you place the blame.

If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"

"TOUCHDOWN!"