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NFL Strike? No probs, the replacements are ready

Stop hitting yourself.

In the early years of the Tour de France, bad weather forced the day's racing to be moved indoors

Martians attack capture enemy base

Oh, come on, arbiter! What are you, besotted with ale? That ball was so foul Mrs. Lovett should make a meat pie out of it!

Hey! It's not whether you win or lose it's how you place the blame.

If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"

"TOUCHDOWN!"

Though his audition was spectacular, The Beach Boys passed on Lenny.