That space b*tch just stole our fusion core!
...and maybe, just maybe, someone will tell us where they parked the damn spaceship.
Even though you're living on some distant planet, there's no reason you can't look amazing!
It's good to know that even with advanced technology and space travel available, fashion remains sensible.
ATTACK OF THE KILLER CONJUNCTIVITIS FROM THE PLANET PINK-EYE.
THE INTERGALACTIC FRISBEE CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2317 WAS SO POORLY ATTENDED, THE EVENT WAS NEVER REPEATED.
" Quick... Get the Visine!..."
BEHOLD! The internet god had awakened and the trolls were cleansed...