BEHOLD! The internet god had awakened and the trolls were cleansed...
That space b*tch just stole our fusion core!
Even though you're living on some distant planet, there's no reason you can't look amazing!
It's good to know that even with advanced technology and space travel available, fashion remains sensible.
I just swept there! What is that on your shoe?! Oh my God! I work all day to keep this place nice and this is the thanks I get!
" Quick... Get the Visine!..."
ATTACK OF THE KILLER CONJUNCTIVITIS FROM THE PLANET PINK-EYE.
THE INTERGALACTIC FRISBEE CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2317 WAS SO POORLY ATTENDED, THE EVENT WAS NEVER REPEATED.
THERE! RIGHT THERE! Oh for cryin' out loud, George, you won't find a better parking spot than that one! Just ONE MORE circle around the planet.
...and maybe, just maybe, someone will tell us where they parked the damn spaceship.