Fine, we surrender our rich and complex indigenous tradition before the ruthless imperialist expansion of your shallow, meaningless mass culture.
Anyone want to trade the comics for the sports section?
In Soviet Russia tank drive you.
MINESWEEPING has come a long way
Why are you pointing the cannon at me?!?!
and the dairy queen goes over there bill you start practicing making the cones with that little dipsy doodle on the top
IMMA GIVE HITLER THESE BOMBS
Brilliant idea, Watson! Now we can invade tiny nations.
WHERE ARE YOUR EWOKS NOW?