LOL, just use one of Adams Ribs
Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex. Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex... Look out! Move along now. There's nothing to see...Yay...Go Rex! Dear Loard, please don't let it eat us...
TECHNOLOGY CORRUPTS FAITH.
My sincerest apologies, but thine royal heiress dwells in a differing stone fortress!