science

Once the brain has been removed, your headaches should stop.

EARTH That's it right there.

And finally...1 quart of goat urine. And there you have it: Dr. Pepper

Yo mama so fat she is a non newtonian liquid

She rendered me incapable of vision with her method of hypotheses subjected to rigorous testing! And gave thee a non-passing grade in the Life Sciences...

Oh boy, my new microwave oven! What should I cook first?

I smell fried chicken. Is that supposed to happen?