Needless to say, Theresa's new prosthetic hand will NOT be paid for by the Little Sisters of Charity hospital fund.
I'm converting to Buddhism
OK, when the substitute walks in, everybody drag your nails down the board!
Breaking News - Fall 2011 semester starts at BYU.
All together now, "I will not call my teacher 'Ma Kettle' again."... 247 times.
I do not like the cone of shame!
PRAISE THE LORD FINALS ARE OVER
The way I see it, school is just a place for your son to be until he's old enough for prison.