The way I see it, school is just a place for your son to be until he's old enough for prison.
OK, when the substitute walks in, everybody drag your nails down the board!
I'm converting to Buddhism
I do not like the cone of shame!
Breaking News - Fall 2011 semester starts at BYU.
Needless to say, Theresa's new prosthetic hand will NOT be paid for by the Little Sisters of Charity hospital fund.
PRAISE THE LORD FINALS ARE OVER
All together now, "I will not call my teacher 'Ma Kettle' again."... 247 times.