What I think of when a woman calls her husband "honey."

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Go home bear, you're drunk.

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THE FIRST GRUDGE

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M'lady, there's a man at the door who wishes to speak to the head of the household. May I borrow it?

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Untitled

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OH HAI LAYDEEZ I HAZ PROPOSITION...

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Just look deep into her eyes, Billy

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Abbie's Got a Gun

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Did she like our Halloween costumes, Phil?

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Tommy knew Mommy took her "happy pills" again when she introduced him to his new little sister

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We're gonna need a bigger shoe

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The Eye, It Itches!

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Slow it Down, Molly

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Musical chairs level....... MASTER

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One smack in the head with a rubber chicken and a lifelong fear of clowns is born.

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For the rest of his short life.

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