"Wanted: woman with no clue how to wear hats." sigh, yet another job i'm not qualified for.
The Language of the Anglo-Saxons ART THOU FLUENT?!!
NAY, HE IS INCAPABLE OF DECIPHERING MY GAMBLING VISAGE.
even back then it was unacceptable ugh really youre asking me out via this message of text
"OH...YOU SAID YOU WANTED A CUCKOO CLOCK?" "MY BAD. I'LL PUT MY PANTS BACK ON AND LEAVE..."
SORRY, BUDDY. Three's a crowd.
So long, and thanks for all the breast milk!
See this foot? I haven't washed it in a year! I confess! I'm a heretic! Take it away!
Relax! Nobody looks good in their driver's license portrait!