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Mom DID tell me not to get footprints on her clean rug. What a neat freak!

I SWEAR TO GOD she better be ordering pizza.

Her constant calls were driving him up the wall

How else do you expect me to get reception?

I've left him 300 voice mails and he still hasn't called me back. He must be crazy!

Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" deleted scene: Prank Caws

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.