I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
Trying to make a phone call from Grandma's house. What the hell is this thing?
Mom DID tell me not to get footprints on her clean rug. What a neat freak!
Please, tell me more about your kid pooping.
Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" deleted scene: Prank Caws
How else do you expect me to get reception?