phone

Her constant calls were driving him up the wall

Please, tell me more about your kid pooping.

Mom DID tell me not to get footprints on her clean rug. What a neat freak!

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

I've left him 300 voice mails and he still hasn't called me back. He must be crazy!

How else do you expect me to get reception?

Alfred Hitchcock's Dial M for Murder