My cat...he loleth not.
My dog is a surrealist
Fun. God, how I hate it.
Action! Being a corn star made Ginger feel a bit cheap, but he could not deny he had a real love for vegetables.
Jedediah Thumb: Frontiersman and Chihuahua wrangler
Any idiot can have a dog.
AFTER A WHILE, TOTO JUST HAD ENOUGH OF DOROTHY'S SHRILL HYSTERICS
Marcus! Stop trying to rub the dog's privates with your foot! LOL!
Cindy, fetch the cheeseburgers. We're gonna give it what it wants and hope it goes away.