mythology

It's alright . . . maybe tomorrow you can poop a rainbow.

PANTENE Pro-Viper

EVEN IF IT'S A MONSTER A man will still want to touch its boobies

Does The Carpet Match The Drapes?

I think these ear buds are bad. I'm still hearing that hiss.

No fair! No fair! Two on one no fair!

Just give it the $3.50!

I don't always eat grapes, but when I do they're made of wrath

A Big Winky don't use slang while being granted wishes

and ever afterward, the followers of pan were known as pansies

All right! I confess! I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

and people never cut her off ever again.