mythology

I don't always eat grapes, but when I do they're made of wrath

It's alright . . . maybe tomorrow you can poop a rainbow.

EVEN IF IT'S A MONSTER A man will still want to touch its boobies

I think these ear buds are bad. I'm still hearing that hiss.

Does The Carpet Match The Drapes?

and people never cut her off ever again.

and ever afterward, the followers of pan were known as pansies

No fair! No fair! Two on one no fair!

PANTENE Pro-Viper

Just give it the $3.50!

All right! I confess! I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

A Big Winky don't use slang while being granted wishes