mythology

No fair! No fair! Two on one no fair!

EVEN IF IT'S A MONSTER A man will still want to touch its boobies

It's alright . . . maybe tomorrow you can poop a rainbow.

All right! I confess! I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

I don't always eat grapes, but when I do they're made of wrath

I think these ear buds are bad. I'm still hearing that hiss.

and ever afterward, the followers of pan were known as pansies

and people never cut her off ever again.

Just give it the $3.50!

PANTENE Pro-Viper

Does The Carpet Match The Drapes?

A Big Winky don't use slang while being granted wishes