Music

A POX ON YE, BILLIE JEAN! Must you persist in your claim that I am the one? The child bears no similarity to me, he is not my son!

This is what it sounds like when doves get run over by a combine

My name is Johnny and it might be a sin...

Thanks Mom and Dad. I really wanted an iPod, but what the hell.

Playith him off Harpsichord Duck

I don't know why you insist on my holding the music down here. You'd get a much better view if I held it higher.

WE ARE LIVIN IN A MATERIAL WORLD AND I AM A MATERIAL SQUIRREL

Though his audition was spectacular, The Beach Boys passed on Lenny.