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So...Mommy was prettier than me when she was younger?... Oh Really...

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And We've Got Meat For a Month!

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And the neighborhood was never bothered by that pesky salesman again.

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Just look deep into her eyes, Billy

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THERE'S A WAY OUT OF THIS MARRIAGE

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Shaving

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M'lady, there's a man at the door who wishes to speak to the head of the household. May I borrow it?

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Killing her husband was easy for Claire...

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You did weigh down the body, didn't you, John?

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Oh, Wretched Night

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Now remember when the cops get here tell them you dont know where daddy went. Then give them a piece of meat pie.

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Bertha was very fond of her third husband...especially with BBQ sauce

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Evil Incarnate

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Alfred Hitchcock's Dial M for Murder

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oh look, grampa's finally stopped bubbling.

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Music To Be Murdered By

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Yes, Suzie. Mommy knows about Daddy's severe peanut allergy. She also knows about his new life insurance policy & that the EpiPen is filled with saline.

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Now To File The Missing Persons Report...

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You were right! The yellow covers up the blood much better!