mom

Now remember to share these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches dear especially with the bully with the allergy

Call it what you want: School time, 8am, gin-o'clock; Jill loved this time of day!

Although the resemblance was uncanny... The milkman never said a word to Mrs. Johnsons baby.

So long kids. Mommy's got a lot of work to do. And by work I mean some quaaludes and the mailman.

What are you staring at? They're adopted.

Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.

...and after this I am going to teach you how to make sandwiches...men love sandwiches.