mom

I don't always barge into your room, but when I do, I don't knock.

Call it what you want: School time, 8am, gin-o'clock; Jill loved this time of day!

Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.

Although the resemblance was uncanny... The milkman never said a word to Mrs. Johnsons baby.

...and after this I am going to teach you how to make sandwiches...men love sandwiches.

Now remember to share these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches dear especially with the bully with the allergy