Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
Now remember to share these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches dear especially with the bully with the allergy
I don't always barge into your room, but when I do, I don't knock.
...and after this I am going to teach you how to make sandwiches...men love sandwiches.
Call it what you want: School time, 8am, gin-o'clock; Jill loved this time of day!
Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.