The tango goes like this
Mr. Furley! This is NOT what it looks like!
Don't look at me... I'm hideous.
You just say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good" and the map shows you who's hogging the bathroom
Now listen here Bill I'd put that gun away if I were you.
At least he can say the bear never laid a glove on him! This guy just keeps smacking himself in the head!
It's true- They met on-line.
"And this one is for more delicate surgery..."