One more wise-crack about my big cock, and I'm gonna snap!
and this ones a sea mammal holding a bukkit lol
Why should tax payers buy this for the TSA? Full body scan of Marilyn.
I TOLD you to stop rating my LOLZ so low...BUT DID YOU LISTEN?? NOOOO!!!
Two wenches One goblet
BUCKWHEAT you are not the father!
No, no. I'm not bored at all, my dear. Tell me more about how you and Millie spent the day picking out fans to go with your shoes....
I'm converting to Buddhism
Fortunately the Breathalyzer got easier to use.