One more wise-crack about my big cock, and I'm gonna snap!
No, no. I'm not bored at all, my dear. Tell me more about how you and Millie spent the day picking out fans to go with your shoes....
I TOLD you to stop rating my LOLZ so low...BUT DID YOU LISTEN?? NOOOO!!!
Two wenches One goblet
and this ones a sea mammal holding a bukkit lol
I'm converting to Buddhism
BUCKWHEAT you are not the father!
Why should tax payers buy this for the TSA? Full body scan of Marilyn.
Fortunately the Breathalyzer got easier to use.