liquor

Little Orphan Alkie

'Cause this is the last barrel of the good stuff....

Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!

If I'm old enough to work in a sweatshop, you bet your ass I'm old enough to have a drink!

Bring it on down to Liquorville!