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A lion knows never to play poker with a leopard, they're all cheetahs. These catty kings of the Savanna are punny as anything and just chomping at the bit to flow across your screen. So before you flip on Animal Planet, check out some of the best hilarious lion jokes and memes around.

KeewiFroot
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MONDAY.

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meowoof13
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I'm Done With Your Sh*t, Hitchcock!

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GET MY AGENT!! NOW!!!

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TheCelticSelkie
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I'll Give You Three Seconds

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Kelsy wondered why no one had taken this last seat until it was too late...

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"My Mane problem is men are always lion to me.It hurts my pride. I have felines, you know!"

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I'm Okay!

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no worries bro it's just a flesh wound

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The Live Action Lion King: NOT A Success

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I'll give you the Circle Of Life! the live action version of the lion king was doomed to failure

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The Jury Was Mostly Antelopes

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...and the winner of Survivor: Africa is...Gladys Maplethorpe! You have got to be f**kin' kidding me!

mikenewman
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BOB'S DISCOVERY

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BOB'S DISCOVERY Bob soon discovered that there are cats who can be pissed off and then there are cats who can be pissed the f*ck off.

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I hate when lunch gets stuck in my teeth too

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Good to Have a Buddy

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Yeah, seams are straight.

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What Are You Saying I'm A Lion I Don't Speak English

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Now remember your motivation here, you are yearning for your native African savannah.

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Not Today!

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OK kids, let's just see those German tourists steal our sun loungers today....

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Such a Fresh Snack

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a day at the beach: Dad, Amy, Sue, Mom, Elsa, and Elsa's lunch.

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Purrfect Diet

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Freakin butterfly! I get whacked in the head one more time with those wings, and it's over for her!

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Footloose And Fancy Feast

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FOOTLOOSE AND (SOON) FANCY FEAST