kids

TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.

Knitting wasn't Sally's thing...but she did become a GREAT acupuncturist!

Keg Party for Elementary schoolers......ill advised

One of Them Will Never Forget This Moment

I hate rocking chairs..

SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS gotta promote the sequel

I'm converting to Buddhism

One more wise-crack about my big cock, and I'm gonna snap!

Getting by the hall monitor. Whatever it takes.

I grew up in your typical suburban surrealist family.

me fail english? thats umpossible!!

So long kids. Mommy's got a lot of work to do. And by work I mean some quaaludes and the mailman.

Looks like Uncle Jim is cooking again tonight...