TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
Knitting wasn't Sally's thing...but she did become a GREAT acupuncturist!
Keg Party for Elementary schoolers......ill advised
One of Them Will Never Forget This Moment
I hate rocking chairs..
SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS gotta promote the sequel
I'm converting to Buddhism
One more wise-crack about my big cock, and I'm gonna snap!
Getting by the hall monitor. Whatever it takes.
I grew up in your typical suburban surrealist family.
me fail english? thats umpossible!!
So long kids. Mommy's got a lot of work to do. And by work I mean some quaaludes and the mailman.
Looks like Uncle Jim is cooking again tonight...