Teletubbies of the corn
The internet is down...
Silly unions...jobs are for kids.
Terrorizing younger siblings has always been a popular pasttime
The only difference between boys and men is the cost of their toys
Then they kiss, and live happily ever after. Earth is weird!
and then just close your Adolescence Avoidance Module 3000 until their 18th birthday! Teenage problem years are a thing of the past!
I do not like the cone of shame!