kids

I swear by all that is holy, if you touch my puzzle one more time I'm going to cut you into pieces, marinate you, let you go bad and then feed you to vultures.

2012 Ready for another election year?

And to this day, those boys have never been seen again.

Do you reject science and all its works? I do.

Albert's time-outs were more exciting than most children's...He got to face AWAY from the wall.

EMILY! How many times have I told you NOT to play with your food??? sigh, yes mum.

That moment you realize your kids are as twisted as you are... and you don't know whether to be proud or scared.

I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.

Whoa! slow down there, senorita! You haven't even finished your root beer yet

Contrary to popular belief, Jill actually decided she would rather not come tumbling after her clumsy brother, thankyouverymuch.

The only difference between boys and men is the cost of their toys