the old days were much more dangerous for infants
WHAT did you say you wanted to be when you grow up, Lizzy? A pr0sititute, Sister Assumpta! Oh thank heavens, I though you said Protestant!
So long kids. Mommy's got a lot of work to do. And by work I mean some quaaludes and the mailman.
The internet is down...
The only difference between boys and men is the cost of their toys
Everywhere throughout the city, Peter Parker's illegitimate children are easy to spot