Shag the lot of you... I shall return forthwith to my domicile.
PHOTOGRAPHS ELSE IT SHANT HAVE COME TO PASS
When faced with a dilemma between your closest male companions and ladies of questionable morals always choose the former.
Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!
Thou dost appear quite the jester... ...with thine trousers upon the floor
My sincerest apologies, but thine royal heiress dwells in a differing stone fortress!