The derp outbreak had become so severe that all diagnosed carriers were required to be quarantined
Marcus! Stop trying to rub the dog's privates with your foot! LOL!
measuring morality six inches at a time
OMG! Did you see how Catherine let herself go? Her waist must be at least 19 inches! Truly despicable!
If I could just pull thy shirt a bit lower maddam......but my lord these are inflated manboobs