The derp outbreak had become so severe that all diagnosed carriers were required to be quarantined
lousy flea ridden bugger! should i catch it, m'lord? Nah? what harm can one rat do?
OMG! Did you see how Catherine let herself go? Her waist must be at least 19 inches! Truly despicable!
So, what should we do Mr. Vanderbilt? Keep the damn thing rollin'! Only this time, charge 'em a dollar extra for the 'air-conditioned comfort'!
The Dunkin' Donuts express is right on track...